This shirt:

• Tailored Slim Fit Short Sleeve Button-Down
• 100% Cotton
• White and red leaf print
• Machine Wash

This shirt was designed specifically for charming daredevil helicopter pilots, flying missions against the direct orders of their bosses into hostile territories and surviving unscathed with cargo holds full of treasures and rescued villagers.

If that's not you quite yet, then the first step to glory is donning this striking, jaunty shirt. You'll receive the thanks of a grateful nation.